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Laird Hotel

This would have to be one of the hottest nights in town. Men simply wanting . Those who just want to stand around and 'look pretty' are wasting their time. This is a party. Staff are friendly, drinks are moderately priced. Close to other sleeze venues.

Best time
First Monday of the month from 9:30 pm.
Crowd
A wide variety of guys, i.e. something for everyone. They are all wanting .
Last verified
Oct 2026

149 Gipps Street, Melbourne 3067 03 9417 2382 lairdhotel.com Wheelchair: Not accessible

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The guide

Where exactly

Cross street: Punt Road

When to go

First Monday of the month from 9:30 pm. Best times: Around 11 pm, and it is all done by 2 am - 3 am.

Etiquette

Wait until after the guys have a few drinks. It isn't long before the underwear comes off and the action starts. There is also action in the toilets, including fun.

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